Say hello to the NW-WM1Z - Sony Really, Really, Really Wants You To Buy This $3,680 Gold-plated Walkman

Good morning, sir. How about a round of golf or a shopping trip to Paris or two or three prostitutes at once? What, sir, you want to listen to your…
Say hello to the NW-WM1Z

Sony Really, Really, Really Wants You To Buy This $3,680 Gold-plated Walkman

Good morning, sir. How about a round of golf or a shopping trip to Paris or two or three prostitutes at once? What, sir, you want to listen to your favorite band The Cash Cashers and her number one hit “I’m rich, you’re not?” Okay, of course, sir. ut, of course, you can’t just use this cheap iPhone you’ve bought yesterday, it has to be something new, something beautiful, something… expensive!

Sony presented a new Walkman called NW-WM1Z. It’s fully encased in a high-grade gold-plated oxygen-free copper chassis. Widely used in instrument manufacturing, the copper lends the player its unique natural, acoustic sound. Its conductivity and raw strength reinforce the Walkman with unrivalled audio performance. Wow, that sounds… premium. Yes, that’s the right word.

Sony’s engineers developed the NW-WM1Z with detailed acoustics and natural sound qualities, resulting in a unique and truly pleasurable listening experience. I believe them. I really do. And you should too. But only if you can afford it. The gold-plated NW-WM1Z costs $3,680. Yes, read it again. And then start crying on your $650 iPhone, you worthless cheapo lover.

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