Welcome to a new meeting of our Totally Not Creepy Selena Gomez Fan Club. Today we’re looking over to women’s magazine slash bible Cosmopolitan, where reporter Helin Jung wrote about the nine things Selena Gomez did to get the body she has now. But how? Selena’s trainer Amy Rosoff Davis shared all the details. How exciting.
We all are very busy people and don’t have much time, so I’m going to sum up the nine things Selena Gomez did to get the body she has now. Are you ready? Okay, let’s do it. Number one: No weighing. Okay. Number two: No dieting. Okay. Number three: Switch from fast food to whole food. Wow. Number four: Never let your body get bored. Okay. Number five: Stretch. A lot. Okay. Number six: Water, water, water. Okay. Number seven: Sweat it out. Okay. Number eight: Have a healthy body image. Yes. And finally, number nine: Nourish the body and soul. Okay, those things don’t sound too hard, right? Everyone can do that. Probably.
“Last April, Selena Gomez was photographed while on vacation in Mexico,” Helin tells us. “She was wearing a swimsuit, which is normal vacation behavior. But Selena isn’t any ordinary human, and internet trolls pounced on the chance to tear Selena apart for looking ‘fat’ in paparazzi photos.” How dare you people call our one and only goddess Selena fat? Look at her, she’s absolutely perfect!
That sums up this week’s meeting of our Totally Not Creepy Selena Gomez Fan Club. Don’t forget to read the whole article about the nine things Selena Gomez did to get the body she has now over at Cosmopolitan. I’m going to drink a lot of water now. And sweat it out. And switch from fast food to whole food. Probably. Maybe. Perhaps. Does sushi count as fast food? I’ll find that out right now…
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