So, I can only image two kinds of people who would really consider to buy a $17,000 Apple Watch. Overzealous Chinese business people, who got way to much money, like, overnight and have absolutely no style at all. And those rich ass daddy’s girls, who speak this irritating Californian accent – or like Lumpy Space Princess. “Oh, my Glob, you guys, drama bomb!”
What exactly are you getting by choosing the upperclass edition of the latest tech gadget? A 42mm 18-karat gold watch with sapphire crystal glass. Of course, including all the digital achievements, which are also built-in in the base-level $350 Apple Watch Sport. The only difference? You’re better than us, if you choose the expensive one, and everyone will know!
Or as Anna Kendrick wrote on Twitter: “We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 “apple watch” as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.” That said, of course you can spend nearly $20,000 for some nerdy toy. But be aware that your precious treasure will be outdated again in a couple of months. But who cares. You’re rich, yolo! All hail the one percent!
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