Once again, a week full of trouble, terror and also possibly some boredom is drawing to a close. That means the upcoming weekend is just around the corner. And that means on the other hand: It’s time for your Ten Little Missions once again! Yeah, you can thank me later. Come on, make daddy proud!
One. You suck harder in school than your retarded little brother with all his weed and Digimon and porn magazines, but you look kinda good and wanna try a career in striptease? Then don’t miss $tripper LOL, our Tumblr blog of the week. Two. Exchange water with beer. Use it for brushing your teeth, use it for cooking, use it for washing the dishes. Three. Try point two with ketchup. For hardcore gamers. Four. Buy so much stuff at the sex shop across the street, that the owner gives you a substantial discount for every new order. Because you are his favorite customer. Five. Follow us on Instagram. Because it’s gonna be amazing!
Six. Masquerade yourself, together with your friends, as giant donuts and make some trouble in front of the local police station. The first one who get caught loses. Seven. Go and congratulate your neighbor personally, after he had sex with his wife – and the whole house could hear it. Eight. Tell your big sister’s loser boyfriend, that you’re secretly in love with him – and you want to see him behind the tree on the big hill when the sun goes down. Nine. Buy an iPhone 1. Because of nostalgic reasons. Ten. Suck slowly at your dentist’s finger the next time you visit him. Perhaps he enjoys it, who knows…
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