- What The 4Chan?!

Das Internet – unendliche Weiten. Während die braven Bürger dieses beschaulichen Erdenrundes bei Amazon ihre Lieblingslektüren zu angenehmen Angebotspreisen durchstöbern, Freundschaften bei Facebook gehegt und gepflegt werden und Chefkoch nach…

What The 4Chan?!

Das Internet – unendliche Weiten. Während die braven Bürger dieses beschaulichen Erdenrundes bei Amazon ihre Lieblingslektüren zu angenehmen Angebotspreisen durchstöbern, Freundschaften bei Facebook gehegt und gepflegt werden und Chefkoch nach frischen Rezepten abgeklappert wird, rotten sich die bösen Buben zu Piratenparteien zusammen, laden sich kostenlos Filme und Musik bei The Pirate Bay herunter und veröffentlichen illegal Videos von MTV auf YouTube. Und dann gibt es da 4Chan.

4Chan ist der wahr gewordene Albtraum einer jeden Hausfrau, Mutter und Ursula von der Leyen. Die Nachmache einer bereits im Nebel der Unbekanntheit verschollenen japanischen Webseite ist die terroristische, bunte Mixtur aus homosexuellen Rassisten, nekrophilen Kinderschändern und pubertierenden Kleinkriminellen, die sich zur einladenden, wärmenden Heimat des schlimmsten Abschaums entwickelt hat, den es auf diesem Planeten gibt: uns!

Denn dieser kleine Garten der Sünde schenkt ihrem Besucher genau die drei Voraussetzungen, die es braucht um seiner Menschlichkeit für einige Augenblicke zu entfliehen und sich zu einem perversen Schatten seiner Selbst zu entwickeln: Internet, Anonymität und das Gefühl sich in einer Gruppe von Gleichgesinnten zu bewegen. Das ist der Grund wieso besonders auf /b/ alles erlaubt zu sein scheint: Da werden Witze über tote Juden gerissen, Fotos von nackten Zehnjährigen bewertet und sü&szlige, kleine Katzenbabys missbraucht – und bereits nach ein paar Augenblicken ist der Spuk wieder vorbei.

Aber während viele die Seite als das geballte und unaufhaltsame ÃÅ“bel der Menschheit betrachten, das es gilt auszuräuchern und sofort zu verbieten, bin ich der Meinung, dass 4Chan lediglich ein Spiegel unseres dunklen, wahren Wesens ist, das meilenweit von Güte, Liebe und Respekt entfernt ist und in dem Hass, Rassismus und widerliche Auswüchse niederer Perversionen herrschen. Und wie möchte man bitte etwas vernichten, was so tief in einem selbst verankert ist, dass einen allein der Gedanke daran erschaudern lässt und man alles dafür tut, dass dieses Monster niemals zum Vorschein kommt? Genau: Gar nicht. Von daher gilt auch weiterhin: Tits or GTFO und PedoBear is watching you…

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  • Huuuaaaahhhh – wir sind alle so gefährlich…
    (Vielleicht auch ein wenig prollich)
    Guter Artikel, schleim, Arschkriech, schleim – Wirklich sehr gut gemacht!

  • 4chan ftw :!

    teilweise ist der humor aber dort echt übelst :D

  • S

    Oh man deine und meine Website werden sowas von ein Stoppschild aufgesetzt bekommen dafür, dass wir 4chan verlinkt haben :D RESPEKT!

  • Marcel

    Yeah ich steh auf Stoppschilder. Dann wird das aber SpOn auch verpasst, die haben 4Chan letztens auch verlinkt.

  • Du hast recht. Das ist doch nur die Wahrheit.. Das ist genau das was hinter Bahnhöfen und dunklen Gassen geschieht.. nur virtuell… Anstatt weg zu schauen sollte man genau hinschauen und gucken wie die Menschen/kinder ticken.. aber bitte keine SUPER NANNY einschalten.. Bei der hirnverstrahlten Frau werde ich sogar aggressiv..

  • paracuda

    Und es gibt immernoch newfags, die über 4chan in ihren Blogs schreiben, weil sie denken, sie hätten jetzt was total krasses entdeckt und müssten das ihren Freunden zeigen, wie Pornobilder aufm Handy. Dabei hat 4chan Verhaltensregeln, man glaubt es kaum. Die erste Regel lautet: Don’t talk about 4chan. Epic fail. Aber für ein paar Kommentare hats ja schlie&szliglich gereicht.

    Auch Internet kann man lernen…

  • paracuda

    4chan verlinken ist übrigens die Krönung der Dummheit. Be an hero plox.

  • Marcel

    :D Wat wer bist du denn? “Don’t talk about 4Chan” – in was für ‘ner perplexen Welt lebst du denn? Achso ja: 4Chan.

  • paracuda

    Zumindest nicht in Berlin-Mitte.

  • Welcome to /b/. The first rule of /b/ is: you do not talk about /b/. The second rule of /b/ is: you DO NOT talk about /b/! Third rule of /b/: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, you continue. Fourth rule: everyone posts. Fifth rule: everyone posts at the same time, fellas. Sixth rule: EVERYTHING’s allowed. Seventh rule: threads will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at /b/, you have to vomit on your boner.

  • Anonymus

    DO IT FAGGOT!

  • Anon9000

    What the 4chan?
    MUDDY DICK

  • Steve Erwin

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  • 4chans regeln sind doch tot seit moot öffentlich auf Messen (ua der re:publica in Berlin) über 4chan redet und es “erklärt”.

  • Anon

    Fuckin Krauts. Why don’t you do us all a favour and self genocide.

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  • S

    @Sven danke, das wollte ich auch gerade erwähnen. Moot ist doch die grö&szligte kommerzielle Schlampe die man sich vorstellen kann, und 4chan bzw. /b/ ist schon lange weder Geheimnis noch gro&szligartig gefährlich. Die KPornos, die sich ab und zu noch finden, werden meist innerhalb von Sekunden zerbombt. Ich würde nicht sagen, dass ich es jemandem empfehlen würde, 4chan zu verlinken aufgrund der aktuellen Netzpolitik, aber das heisst nicht, dass jetzt alles verloren ist.. also paracuda, tits or gtfo ;)

  • Hmm 4Chan das ist wie so ne Seuche die immer mal wieder und da in den Blogs auftaucht! Persönlich für mich eine der sinnentfremdetsten Seiten überhaupt! BEsonder /b/ is mal krasser Schwachsinn! Was sich daran zeigt, das 4 Chan gerade krämftig am Idiotenbaum rüttelt.. Ich wei&szlig net nciht meine Welt!

  • Bernd

    4Kanal ist für Schuchteln, dennoch sollte in Blogs nicht darüber berichtet werden. Lass es Marcel, lass es einfach!

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    ¯\(º_o)/¯ i dunno lol

  • Liefert

    Bernd, halt die Ferse!

    Und geh verdammt noch mal zurück nach krautkanal.

    gru&szlig 18cm Thaiboxerschwanz

  • laerador

    Zu den /b/-Regeln:

    /b/ – Random
    ZOMG NONE!!!1*
    Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, and 11 are enforced.
    Note: “ZOMG NONE!!!1” applies to moderators as well.

    Zu den Regeln allgemein: http://www.4chan.org/rules

    Was ihr meint sind die “Rules of the Internet”. Und Rule 8. sagt, das man schreiben kann was man will. Hebt damit R 1 und R 2 auf. Beweis: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/50/Rules_of_the_internet1.gif

  • Kibate

    Erstmal sollte man erwähnen das /b/ und der rest von 4chan NICHTS miteinander zu tun haben, hauptsächlich dass es auf dem gleichen Server ist und durch ein Menü verlinkt ist. Sonst sind /b/ und der rest 2 ganz unterschiedliche welten.(naja, bis auf /d/ vielleicht)
    Ansich ist jedes board so unterschiedlich wie katz und maus. Man müsste meinen dass zum beispiel /a/(anime/manga) und /co/(comics/cartoons) sehr ähnlich wären: FALSCH, selbst hier sind die 2 boards so unterschiedlich, dass man sie niemals unter einen hut nehmen dürfte.

    Fazit: Bitte demnächst genauer erkunden, du redest hier von /b/ nicht von 4chan^^

  • dings

    och gottchen, da hat jemand internet in seinem AOL entdeckt.

  • Anonymous

    stupid newfags o.ô

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