I can honestly say that I have no feelings for Miranda Kerr whatsoever. Not lesbian ones, not even any admiring ones. No wonder that I suck at writing up this article about her for the French magazine Purple Fashion. Just like a third grade kid, who prints out a Wikipedia article and signs it with its name. Miranda is 29 years old, Australian, a model for Victoria’s Secret, married to Orlando Bloom with one child. Brown hair, blue eyes, talking in a country bum accent. Nonetheless, there are a million guys, who go nuts for the Sydney-born catwalk goddess. And who dig Terry Richardson‘s luscious pictures of her.